I am sapiosexual. So any artist or scientist can make me really hot and bothered by just doing what their job description entails.
Now actors as just as such. So here I was wondereing how my parents are unable to find me a groom (i am okay with an arrange marriage) when they showed me photograph of this guy standing beside Nagarjuna, a really awesome Tollywood actor, I got confused as asked my mom if Nagarjuna is ready for his third marriage, why else would you show me his picture? She said its the guy beside him that is a prospective. Can you imagine my disappointment at that?
I asked, "why can't I have Nagarjuna?"
"His kids are older than you! Do you want one of them? They are nearer to your age."
"it would be so wrong for whichever kid if I am flirting with (more like throwing myself at) his father. I would be a good mother to them though. Like a friend"
My mom thought I was joking. I don't get why she doesn't take me seriously.
Similar thing happened when I came home after watching the latest Leonardo DiCaprio movie The wolf of Wall Street. I was so amazed by his acting, and he has been giving such superb performances that I asked my parents to get me Leo. It so happened that a few days earlier I got a match that was a 40 something guy. They said why did you say no to him if you were okay with older guys.
I tell you parents these days! I got so amazed by their complete misunderstanding of my feelings for Leonardo or Nagarjuna.
Sigh!
I need some Ryan Gosling! And chocolate!
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